Of course, talk show hosts and media
outlets had a field day with this concept, labeling it kooky new-age quack
medicine. Gwyneth’s down-under antics got a lot of people talking about the
vagina.
This has been good for business!
Especially if your business is selling a book called The Medieval Vagina. You see, in our book, we include a chapter on
medieval douching and medieval vaginal fumigators, just a fancy word for
Gwyneth-like vaginal steaming. Yep, Gwyneth’s new-age technique has actually
been around a whole lot longer. In fact, it was commonly prescribed as a
medical treatment during the Middle Ages to cure all sorts of things from
menstrual cramps to yeast infections to urinary tract infections.
It worked by boiling water mixed with
herbs in a specially-designed pot. This pot had a tight lid and a long tube
protruding from it. The steam had nowhere to go but up the tube, which was
inserted into the female patient’s vagina. Yowza!
Through the magic of social media, we were
about to join in the conversation about Gwyneth and her steam cleaned
va-jay-jay and inform a whole new group of people about The Medieval Vagina and the practice of medieval vaginal
fumigation. It is funny how this networking thing works. We both enjoyed a jump
in Twitter followers, saw an increase in book sales, and have been invited to
write guest blogs. In short, Gwyneth’s vagina has been beneficial for us.
So we thank you, Gwyneth Paltrow, for
opening up a conversation about hot, steamy vaginas that allowed us to
capitalize on her momentary controversy.
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